Lauren, I know you get crazy email sometimes, but Neil Gaiman must get the cream of the crop. Did you see this (http://www.neilgaiman.com/journal/2006/02/spear-of-destiny-now-on-ebay.html) entry yet? The email that cracked me up starts:

NEIL

NEIL YOU FAT LOAD

YOU CRASHED OUR FORUM

WHAT THE HELL DUDE
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Neil replies with "...Probably the best solution is never to post interesting things, and to stop other people doing it."