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[cleolinda]

Dear Sender of English Chocolate Bars: Thank you thank you thank you thank you I love you squee! That is all.


More fun for y'all: 99 Sin City bases/icons. Many of them are different versions of the same image, but still: a pretty good selection. If I missed someone you wanted, let me know and I'll dig through what I've got. Take/want/have, alter, animate 'em together, be creative, have a party (but no hotlinking).

General linkspam:

New pics from Batman Begins, Harry Potter, and Star Wars. (More Batman pics here.)

There is now actually an Wikipedia-style encyclopedia entry on "My hed iz pastede on yay" (complete with original photo manip!), in case you've ever wondered what it means. I like to give myself credit for helping popularize the phrase with the Crystalwank metaquotes I did on Journalfen... and then I get over myself.

Yeah, I bet Michael Jackson feels "ill." I would too, if I had a lot of time on my hands to contemplate what would happen to me in prison.

In similar news, Paul Shanley gets 12-15 years for the Catholic priest sex abuse scandal. Lawyers estimate that he'll last 12-15 minutes in general population before he gets shanked.

Because Starsky & Hutch did so well.

Dear Usher: STFU.

Johnny Depp frightens children as Wonka. NO, REALLY?

(Mmmmmmmmchocolate.)

Keira Knightley stars in a movie about a model-turned-bounty hunter that's based on a true story. Only problem is, the real Domino is a lesbian. And she doesn't like the film's "raunchy [heterosexual] sex scenes." In other news, advance ticket sales just shot up 1000%.

The Amazing Race's Jonathan and Victoria will be on a Dr. Phil special tonight. One can only hope that Phil beats him to death with his own bottle of hair gel. (Actually, I'd like to see Host Phil turn up to help out with that.)


Back to work it is! I wonder what reading I have due for tomorrow...

Comments

((sigh)) Sweet Jeebus, dude

[http://users.livejournal.com/_nymphette_/]

You got 3 grammys. No one is EVER allowed to call me a drama queen again. I HAVE NOT THAT POWER!

Why oh WHY does the eye candy have to actually open it's mouth?

Pastede on yey!

[http://users.livejournal.com/selenis_/]

I like your linkspam! Its always fun!
I'd always wondered what that referred to exactly, so thanks for that link...

But, in my intrepid exploration of the site... I came across the "goatse" link and OMGWTF BRAIN BLEACH!!! It hurtsss..... ><

[theonlykow.livejournal.com]

Clarify if you would for me: what magazine was Sin City in? I could have sworn it was Entertainment Weekly but... the only EW's I could find had Green Day on the cover and were for this week. Save me?

[sapphires13.livejournal.com]

Willy Wonka is scary. Period. It wouldn't matter who was playing him.

Though a good Michael Jackson impersonator (or the man himself, I wish!) would be perfect. Perfectly creepy.

Also, have you seen the new McDonald's ad on Yahoo? Not only do they want you to fuck their sandwiches ("I'd hit it!"). They also seem to want you to be all over their chicken strips.
The newest ad for their free chicken selects promotion states "I'm all over free chicken." **shakes head at McDonald's**

[meredith-mae.livejournal.com]

Thanks so much for the sin city stuff. I took some Clive Owen (drool) and Alexis Bledel to play around with in photoshop.

[sweinberg.livejournal.com]

Re: Michael Jackson - He should rot in prison for 11 lifetimes.

Re: Paul Shanley - 111 lifetimes.

Re: Starsky & Hutch - Doomed from the word go. If it's "serious," it'll be hilarious. And if it's meant to be funny...well, Mann's not exactly known for making hilarious movies.

Re: Usher - Didn't click. Could not possibly care less.

Re: Depp - Good. After Garfield and The Cat in the Hat it'll be good to see a kid's flick that's creepy ON PURPOSE.

Re: Domino - STFU, lesbian model spy girl. I guarantee you signed some sort of contract with New Line, and you prolly should have mentioned "script approval" at some point. Sure, they'd have laughed you out of the room, but bitching after the fact feels precisely like the publicity-grab that your complaints so obviously are.

[comedownstairs.livejournal.com]

Snagged a bunch of the Sin City pics, which are so perfect that they don't really need more work to be icons, which is awesome. =)

Since you've become my Sin City go-to girl, there's one shot in the trailer I saw in the theater of Alexis Bledel where the only color is her eyes. Have you seen this trailer anywhere? Because I need to cap that shot.

[museofswearing.livejournal.com]

KK in Domino will be yet another disaster, because the girl cannot. carry. a film. Pirates had Johnny, Love Actually had, well, nearly everyone in Britain except Paul Bettany, and... that's all she's been in, isn't it! There's a reason King Arthur did so badly, and it has to do with the fact that Keira in leather does not a movie make.

(Not that I'm bitter because I tried to get an audition for the Domino part and never heard back, or anything.)

[riney.livejournal.com]

where did you get all the images for your sin city icons?

you do such a good job making them! i see your icons everywhere, it seems.

[delirium9.livejournal.com]

Hiya, Cleo! Hey, I hope you had a sweet & happy V'Day ;)

I love you for:

1) Sin City icons!!! Yay!!
2) Introducing me to Encyclopedia Dramatica, like OMG, thx!! hahaha I know have yet another useless info website to read on those long nights when I'm bored and have better things to do but I'm too lazy to do them. heh... no, seriously, I "collect" URLs of dictionaries and encyclopedias both for my work and for fun, so thanks :)

~*Tess*~

P.S.: Chocolate rules my world :D

[istoo.livejournal.com]

Hiya, could you tell me which email address is the one to send to? I'm not sure if email I sent goes to the right place, or that it evens gets sent.

[sunshine95.livejournal.com]

"My hed iz pastede on yay"

OMG, I have just wasted half of my life spent the last 5 hours laughing myself silly over that whole ordeal. How could I have never come across that before? My life is complete, I can now die happy.

And I was about to ask you about whether Crystal's still at it (http://www.livejournal.com/users/crystalgamgee/139020.html), but I see that joannad (http://www.livejournal.com/users/cleolinda/245473.html?thread=6886881#t6886881) (who is actually an artist and therefore can judge such things, unlike me) has already done so. So I'll just be quiet now. ^_^

[sparkythehamstr.livejournal.com]

I'd just like to thank you for making me aware of Fandom Wank.

[the-bumper-car.livejournal.com]

stealing some icons! uploading them to my photobucket. thanks!

[zrath.livejournal.com]

In case anyone has forgotten this:
in the United States Of America, you're innocent until proven guilty.

Whereas, in other countries, like, say, France, you're guilty until proven innocent.

Think about it.
Won't you?
Thank you.

[zrath.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah, almost forgot:
I have an older brother who's a DJ.
A real DJ, not a radio station button-pushing mouth.
Domino is his ex-girlfriend.
Seriously.

[nocturnalflaw.livejournal.com]

Oh my GOD... I've never heard of Sin City until now, and it looks moth-er-fuck-ing AWE-SOME!

Pardon my retardedness but wow... Elijah Wood looks so sinister, Bruce is so yummy (even though he's old, I can adore him, can't I? :[), Nick looks hilarious in yellow, the ladies are fine, and... yeah. Whoo!

And I'm still enjoying your m15ms. Lots. :)

[auvergnia.livejournal.com]

OMG, I always wondered what "my hed iz pastede on yay" meant but felt too stupid to ask.