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Dear Sender of English Chocolate Bars: Thank you thank you thank you thank you I love you squee! That is all.

More fun for y'all: 99 Sin City bases/icons. Many of them are different versions of the same image, but still: a pretty good selection. If I missed someone you wanted, let me know and I'll dig through what I've got. Take/want/have, alter, animate 'em together, be creative, have a party (but no hotlinking).

General linkspam:

New pics from Batman Begins, Harry Potter, and Star Wars. (More Batman pics here.)

There is now actually an Wikipedia-style encyclopedia entry on "My hed iz pastede on yay" (complete with original photo manip!), in case you've ever wondered what it means. I like to give myself credit for helping popularize the phrase with the Crystalwank metaquotes I did on Journalfen... and then I get over myself.

Yeah, I bet Michael Jackson feels "ill." I would too, if I had a lot of time on my hands to contemplate what would happen to me in prison.

In similar news, Paul Shanley gets 12-15 years for the Catholic priest sex abuse scandal. Lawyers estimate that he'll last 12-15 minutes in general population before he gets shanked.

Because Starsky & Hutch did so well.

Dear Usher: STFU.

Johnny Depp frightens children as Wonka. NO, REALLY?

(Mmmmmmmmchocolate.)

Keira Knightley stars in a movie about a model-turned-bounty hunter that's based on a true story. Only problem is, the real Domino is a lesbian. And she doesn't like the film's "raunchy [heterosexual] sex scenes." In other news, advance ticket sales just shot up 1000%.

The Amazing Race's Jonathan and Victoria will be on a Dr. Phil special tonight. One can only hope that Phil beats him to death with his own bottle of hair gel. (Actually, I'd like to see Host Phil turn up to help out with that.)

Back to work it is! I wonder what reading I have due for tomorrow...

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One can only wonder if he's playing Willie Wonka clean or dirty? The most terrifying thing I find aobut Mr. Depp is how very greasy his hair can become when left unwashed.

I'm surprised that Michael Jackson didn't get an attack of the vapors before this. He can't delay the inevitable forever.

[Johnny Depp] invites us to his trailer to make us feel more comfortable with him."

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Trying to decide between a joke in poor taste about how much more suited that would be if it was referring to Michael Jackson and single entendre about how he can make me more comfortable in his trailer any time.

*grins* But thanks as always for the updates!

The Amazing Race's Jonathan and Victoria will be on a Dr. Phil special tonight. One can only hope that Phil beats him to death with his own bottle of hair gel.

We can but hope...

Yeah, it's a little discomfiting to get two child-abuse trial stories and then read that line--I know *I* was weirded out.

In similar news, Paul Shanley gets 12-15 years for the Catholic priest sex abuse scandal.

I read that as Paul STANLEY. Imagine my confusion as I sat wondering when the guy from KISS became a priest. Did he do services in the make-up? How could he get near the children with that make-up on? How could he get near the children WITHOUT the make-up on?

Laws, I'm thinking I need to start my day over.

I think they should have a court-appointed physician check him over. If he's not really sick, hold him in contempt.

ACK TONGUE MENTAL IMAGE BRAIN BLEACH HELP

Ooo yay for the "PASTEDE ON!" link! I've been wondering about that phrase... :-D

That's a great idea.

Lawyers estimate that he'll last 12-15 minutes in general population before he gets shanked.

Isn't it good to know there is honor among thieves?

Thanks for the Batman link...I had to make this icon when I saw it. OMG TEH EMO.

I just posted a journal entry today of my five must-see movies between now and the end of the summer: Sin City, Kingdom of Heaven, Star Wars, Batman Begins and Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. I also spent a good deal of time looking at "spoilerish" stuff about SWIII.

Random Fact: I saw Paul Stanley in Phantom of the Opera in Toronto.

The most terrifying thing I find aobut Mr. Depp is how very greasy his hair can become when left unwashed.

That's actually one fo the things I find most sexy.

Which English chocolate bars? I have only ever had two, but they were the best, most sugary chocolate coated things I have ever eaten.

You're kind of making me look forward to Sin City, and I've never read the comic. I know, I'm terrible. Someone, hate me.

I can’t get that one to work; I keep getting the “not authorized” message.

Ok first off, I want to rethank you for doing the crystalwank metaquotes ~~and picking some of my quotes~~. Because yeah. And funnily enough, the link to the community leads to

crystalwank, which I'd never heard of, and not

crystalwank2004.

*passes the brain bleach*

It's industrial strenght, mind you. A little goes a long way.

Yeah, I kinda went okaaaaaaaaay at that, too.

Kiddie-fuckers are not a favorite among the prison population. Even the guy that eats people's faces has more cred than they do.

Hee that's fab!

How was it?

*I* thought it was great, but I was a lot younger and it was the first time I saw Phantom. I'm working on finding the Canadian cast recording with him, or a bootleg. The original cast recording has another actor. Currently I only have the movie soundtrack, and I love Patrick Wilson, I think Emmy Rossum is pretty good, but I don't like Gerard Butler's voice.

CRYSTALWANK!

I just have intense fondness for that. Also, 'twas where some character named 'Cleolinda' first blipped on my radar. aww. the memories!

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